Day 3

What friends are for:

alec: turn it off kiana

alec: too early for that shit

kiana: what?

alec: wont do what the doctors order wont see someone else

alec: it says what ur listening to. im grounding u from elliott smith

kiana: oh

alec: SO WHEN IS OBAMA GONNA MAKE LIKE
A FUCKING ALBUM ALLREADY WITH TIMBALAND

alec: CALLED HOPE MOTHER FUCKER HOPE

alec: AND HIS FIRST SINGLE WILL BE CALLED THE BUMMER'S BACK

alec: AND THEN A HIT CALLED ETHNICITY AINT NOTHIN BUT A RING TONE

kiana: oh fuck. YES!

alec: OR HE COULD USE THE REMAINING MEMBERS OF SUBLIME
TO MAKE A COOL ASS REAGAE BAND BACKING HIM
BUT THE CATCH IS THAT ALLEN IVERSON IS THE HYPE MAN
AND MAJIC JOHNSTON DOES ALL THE DECORATING